I’ll never set foot in a helicopter. Just flying death traps
Flight of the Angels over Victoria Falls is one of my all time favourite travel experiences…and it was in a helicopter.
Helicopter flight out to the Grand Canyon and back…excellent.
Heli-Rafting in NZ…wonderful.
Heli-Jet Boating in NZ…pure adrenaline rush.
I’ve always quite enjoyed any helicopter experience I’ve had.
I’ve loved every helo flight I’ve ever been on. I’ve done doors-off, sitting on the edge, low-level at full belt, I’ve rapelled out of them onto rooftops, and all sorts of crazy stuff, but at the end of the day it is in effect a large blender trying to pull itself in several directions at the same time whilst defying gravity.
There’s a very good reason they call the big bolt that holds the rotor blades on “The Jesus Nut”.
Helicopters can do a trick called autorotation, which lets them turn the energy in their spinning blades into a breaking force to land. A helicopter without power can land safely in a backyard, an aircraft without power needs to find a makeshift runway within gliding distance.
I thought it was immaculate conception??
I’ve also sworn off helicopters for life. I make one exception for medevac and that’s it, and you better sedate the fark out of me.
These tourist ones are even worse; generally they are older machines with fairly spotty maintenance practices and are not heavily regulated.
Helly- chop-you’s.
There’s helicopters and then there’s Robinsons (R44).
Death traps.
There’s actually a law firm that specialises in lawsuits against Robinson helicopters. That’s such a specific thing, but I guess it must be necessary.
Is it the R22 that they use for cattle herding? It’s madness
Because structural failure?
Yep. The R22 is the 2 seater version of the R44. There’s the R66 too, but that’s a turbine engine type making it more reliable.
Yes, because there is nothing else to do at that airport.
Another Robinson R44
So he’s not the only one. Friday beers, I’ll get me coat.