Needles in strawberries!


#1

The person responsible must be a prick.


#2

Clearly came from all the hay they put over strawberries.


#3

that really is the last straw, bury the guy


#4

Targetting privledged whites.


#5

Surely if you cut them in two directions you’re fine. Saves throwing out gazillions of perfectly fine fruit.


#6

Bloke who did it is a real prick.


#7

No punnet all here

Hope they can pin down who did it. Whoever it is, should be killed and thrown down the sewer.


#8

This guy?


#9

Only strawberries targetted? Racist…


#10

Police hope to have the case sewn up quickly.


#11

It gets worse. My greengrocer also has poison berries. I think that’s what he said.


#12

Pointless thread


#13

Whoever did it should be jailed for life. What goes through someone’s mind when they do that


#14

Sew have they caught him yet? What a knitwit…


#15

When they catch the offender, they’ll claim it’s a stitch-up


#16

Waiting for reports that Jake Brady has progressed from ■■■■■■■ in his mums room to ■■■■■■■ needles.


#17

i hope they over-lock the perpetrator up.


#18

When they put up an Identikit, he’ll be asking “Don’t Janome?” as he’ll be in the Spotlight.


#19

You don’t needles for pingas and lines.


#20

Are they sure it’s legit, not an insurance/ripoff job?

(I do realise this goes against the tone of the thread.)