Needles in strawberries!

The person responsible must be a prick.

Clearly came from all the hay they put over strawberries.

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that really is the last straw, bury the guy

Targetting privledged whites.

Surely if you cut them in two directions you’re fine. Saves throwing out gazillions of perfectly fine fruit.

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Bloke who did it is a real prick.

No punnet all here

Hope they can pin down who did it. Whoever it is, should be killed and thrown down the sewer.

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This guy?

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Only strawberries targetted? Racist…

Police hope to have the case sewn up quickly.

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It gets worse. My greengrocer also has poison berries. I think that’s what he said.

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Pointless thread

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Whoever did it should be jailed for life. What goes through someone’s mind when they do that

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Sew have they caught him yet? What a knitwit…

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When they catch the offender, they’ll claim it’s a stitch-up

Waiting for reports that Jake Brady has progressed from ■■■■■■■ in his mums room to ■■■■■■■ needles.

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i hope they over-lock the perpetrator up.

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When they put up an Identikit, he’ll be asking “Don’t Janome?” as he’ll be in the Spotlight.

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You don’t needles for pingas and lines.

Are they sure it’s legit, not an insurance/ripoff job?

(I do realise this goes against the tone of the thread.)