Nelly Yoa - He's no Ricky Mott

This guy is a freakin legend

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nelly_Yoa&oldid=818630804

https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/soccer/twitter-exposes-supposed-professional-footballer-nelly-yoa-over-claims-about-career-ng-0913c5f3cdc81e01f4c851b34dcff77f

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Who is this bloke? Heā€™s been all over Twitter the past day or 2. Whatā€™s the back story to him?

From what I understand, which is very littleā€¦ heā€™s fraud. Saying that heā€™s been playing for Chelsea and that knows Jose Mourinho. Now says that heā€™s an AFL footballer.

Australiaā€™s greatest ever athlete

Rejected largest ever A-League contract with Melbourne Victory, helped Chelsea win the EPL

Played NCAA basketball

Now Playing for Collingwood

Mates with Usain Bolt

His ā€˜sportingā€™ career is a bit of joke and is an obviously fraud, the issue why it is popped up now is that he wrote a front page article for The Age defending the Sudanese and has been put up as a Sudanese Community Ambassador

http://www.watoday.com.au/victoria/we-have-an-issue-with-sudanese-gangs-here-s-how-we-can-tackle-it-20171230-p4yy4p.html

and The Age swallowed his BS hook line and sinker

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If only Bucks had used his secret weapon

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Great fact checking going on down there at The Age, the guys obviously a fraud but reflects just as badly on them

We need more of this. Hypothetical celebrities tackling hypothetical problems.

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He didnā€™t defend them, he kicked started the latest round of media against the Sudanese.

The real Sudanese community donā€™t know who he is either. Waiting for his links to the liberals to come out? Or he may just be nuts.

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How come we didnā€™t draft him ? LOL

The best bit is how he made his OWN Mercedes advert.

Flog of the highest order

With a neck like his Iā€™m surprised that Disco wasnā€™t all over him.

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Yoa spammed Collingwood Football Club president Eddie McGuire until he got a training run with the Collingwood VFL side. He was cut almost immediately, but on social media talked as though he was on the cusp of an Anzac Day clash. A trial with North Melbourne was aborted in the middle of a 2-kilometre time trial when Yoa suddenly ran away to ā€œtake a ā– ā– ā– ā– ā€. He then followed up with an angry email when told he hadnā€™t made the cut.

lolNorf

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He stopped in the middle of a 2k run to have a poo?

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LOL! How much would that have set him back? What an idiot! Wouldā€™ve been amusing if he got done for contempt of court.

Pretentious? Moi?

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Been awhile ā€¦ but Nelly is back

This part is a bit of a worry ā€¦

Yoa was employed by the Department of Justice as a contact tracer for the hotel quarantine system

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Has the DOJ confirmed that he was in fact engaged by them and if so, as a contact tracer or in some other capacity ( such as interpreter, paper shuffler)?

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