Nicknames for your Wife


#21

Actually, I colour code them.

Currently in chronological order, Black, Blue and Green.


#22

No-one confessing to schmoopie yet, huh?
Okay.


#23

#24

I just call her wife

I’m clearly as inventive as wal footrot there


#25

I use her name, but that’s me


#26

I just refer to her by her real name: Mila Kunis


#27

Hmmmm…Black and Blue, huh?

Say No to Violence Against Women.


#28

Charlie. because every night we watch everything on every channel. Charlie channel changer.


#29

I heard he called you Ilene…???


#30

#31

And violence to men !


#32

My mate gave his wife the nickname “Dinner”.

Pretty simple really cause she has dinner plate nipples.


#33

Classy as.


#34

Leader of the opposition


#35

The Fuhrer


#36

Tootsie


#37

Mrs Palmer


#38

I can see that this thread is going to close BB.


#39

I just use her name. Crazy I know.


#40

Drangus.