Nicknames for your Wife

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Actually, I colour code them.

Currently in chronological order, Black, Blue and Green.

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No-one confessing to schmoopie yet, huh?
Okay.

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I just call her wife

I’m clearly as inventive as wal footrot there

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I use her name, but that’s me

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I just refer to her by her real name: Mila Kunis

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Hmmmm…Black and Blue, huh?

Say No to Violence Against Women.

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Charlie. because every night we watch everything on every channel. Charlie channel changer.

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I heard he called you Ilene…???

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And violence to men !

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My mate gave his wife the nickname “Dinner”.

Pretty simple really cause she has dinner plate nipples.

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Classy as.

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Leader of the opposition

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The Fuhrer

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Tootsie

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Mrs Palmer

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I can see that this thread is going to close BB.

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I just use her name. Crazy I know.

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Drangus.