I use a couple. My little nest of vipers is direct steal from Fawlty Towers…and occasionally The Long Haired General. I get called Fart Boy.
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Hmmmm, let’s see… “babe”, “bubba”, “sugar-t*ts” “sweet-■■■” unusually get thrown around. She loves it. But then again I don’t see her as some sort of fun police, I see her as a bestie.
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The pants police. Simply because she unsuccessfully wants the kids to wear long pants and they rebel. My wife appears unable to generate her own heat so thinks everyone else must be cold like herself.
How did Godzilla come about?
A few posters here have a wife called bomberblitz.
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All I know is, if she calls me by my actual name I sheet my pants.
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I thought that was heading somewhere else for a moment:
Beautiful
Intelligent
Thoughtful
Caring
Human Being
I bought her a coffee mug with that on it. But I actually call her “Babe”.
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Good thing you can now get married.
Theres a joke about solar power in there somewhere 
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Apparently she goes off like Godzilla when he mucks up, which is frequently.
He also lacks the creativity to come up with some gold like the rest of us.
I get that also. She calls me by my nickname, but if she uses my first name I knows she’s asking me to listen.
haha , i’m not that clever.
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Like when you were a kid and get your middle name as well.