I know if you put this up on a business it's generally respected but can you do the same for your home?
Tired of people knocking on the door every second day!
I don't see why not, either that or release the hounds.
You can!
http://www.accc.gov.au/publications/door-to-door-do-not-knock-sticker
You can order it for free!
http://donotknock.org.au/no-contact/
Last link is similar to the do not call listing.
Poor Glenn :(
Put a fake spider above your door
“Hi, I see that you are at home in your PJs at 2pm on what is probably your day off, could I take some of your time to discuss saving money off your power bill?”
You know, even though I’m really polite, all of them still shake their heads in disgust when I reject them. How about we all go to your house on your day off to discuss ripping me off on my power bill? Kents.
Had a couple of racy Jehovahs visit a little while ago.
Gave them a few minutes.
The only bad thing about being on holidays.
I'm teeing up a new security door tomorrow.
The landmines and the guard tower are next.
You should consider a moat.
"Hi, I see that you are at home in your PJs at 2pm on what is probably your day off, could I take some of your time to discuss saving money off your power bill?"
You know, even though I'm really polite, all of them still shake their heads in disgust when I reject them. How about we all go to your house on your day off to discuss ripping me off on my power bill? Kents.
If it's a hot girl, rule 34 applies
I have a rule, I will always say no thank you 3 times, if they keep on going i just shut the door.
"Hi, I see that you are at home in your PJs at 2pm on what is probably your day off, could I take some of your time to discuss saving money off your power bill?"
You know, even though I'm really polite, all of them still shake their heads in disgust when I reject them. How about we all go to your house on your day off to discuss ripping me off on my power bill? Kents.
If it's a hot girl, rule 34 applies
It's never a hot girl.
Never.
Okay then just tell them to bring a hot girl come back and then you'll listen. Make sure you have the spider above the door though.
I actually like strangers visiting, ah human contact, the final frontier
Poor Glenn :(
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You can!
http://www.accc.gov.au/publications/door-to-door-do-not-knock-sticker
You can order it for free!
http://donotknock.org.au/no-contact/
Last link is similar to the do not call listing.
A sign suggesting that a registered sex offender lives here would probably be equally as effective.
You can!
http://www.accc.gov.au/publications/door-to-door-do-not-knock-sticker
You can order it for free!
http://donotknock.org.au/no-contact/
Last link is similar to the do not call listing.
A sign suggesting that a registered sex offender lives here would probably be equally as effective.
I'll borrow Mog's.
I always tell them that I don't need whatever it is they are offering/marketing, because the world is going to end soon and I then invite them to join me in my backyard shelter and wait for the end to arrive. Seems to work with everyone but the JWs. **
** the above may not be true.
Caller ID is a wonderful thing.Phone hawkers are the worst.
If a call is blocked, then on the off-chance they know me, they can leave a message. But I ain't answering the call.