Novel ways to choose our next coach (comedy version)

[Klawdy]

@No.10

Round 1
All prospective candidates submit a Best 22.
The three closest to Ivan’s proceeds to Round 2.

Round 2
The three candidates are submitted to a seven hour interview with Nino. Those who survive proceed to Round 3. If no-one survives Nino is named Coach.

Round 3
If candidate(s) proceed from Round 2 they must enter the DJ thread and receive two rounds of 7 yes’s. If no-one passes this Round the position is re-advertised.

If a candidate(s) still wants the job they proceed to Round 4.

Round 4
In 25 words or less explain why you should be coach. Grammar, spelling and punctation checked by Noonan and Shelton, who select the two most literate.

Round 5
The two remaining candidates must display coaching credentials at a forum footy match. Winner takes all.

I wouldn’t trust this process unless we have the slow cooking of meats, as judged by WOB.