Operation Human Shiel


#1

OK, so we need to make sure this bloke feels the bomber love.
I am going to ramp up the efforts to chat with him and put a heap of Essendon gear in his hands.

I see him most days, what’s the plan blitzers?


#2

Give him an Amart voucher


#3

AOD9604 and some BETA.


#4

You spelt his name correctly. That’s a good start.


#5

Step 1 : don’t do what you said
Step 2 : stay out of Dodoro’s way
Step 3 : …
Step 4 : profit


#6

Will you give him a Modric top too?


#7

Tell him #9 is available so he’ll get to sit next to Franga in the locker room every day.


#8

Nothing, but keep talking to him about Devon Smith.


#9

This sounds like it may end in an intervention order


#10

Depends whether Smith is as annoying to his teammates as the opposition…


#11

Try and include the word “Bomber” or some similar variation in as much casual conversation with him as possible.

Then let the power of subliminal messages do their work.


#12

Tell him if he goes to Hawthorn he only has a couple of years before they move him on like they do to all their champions. Essendon on the other hand keeps people around a good 2-3 years extra.


#13

Just play the Essendon club song as you’re walking past. That should do the trick


#14

Tell him we are a very open and liberal club, we even allow shisha to be smoked at our vfl games.


#15

Nice Bomber jacket Dylan


#16

Get a Bombers jumper made with Shiel written on the back and just walk past him, wink, and keep walking. Repeat.


#17

Tim Watto reckons he’s going to Hawthorn.


#18

Tell him we have free airport parking for away games.


#19

tell him that we vow to never do a flash mob again.


#20

tell him
that
you’re never gonna leave him