OK, so we need to make sure this bloke feels the bomber love.
I am going to ramp up the efforts to chat with him and put a heap of Essendon gear in his hands.
I see him most days, what’s the plan blitzers?
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Give him an Amart voucher
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AOD9604 and some BETA.
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You spelt his name correctly. That’s a good start.
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Step 1 : don’t do what you said
Step 2 : stay out of Dodoro’s way
Step 3 : …
Step 4 : profit
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Will you give him a Modric top too?
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Tell him #9 is available so he’ll get to sit next to Franga in the locker room every day.
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Nothing, but keep talking to him about Devon Smith.
This sounds like it may end in an intervention order
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Depends whether Smith is as annoying to his teammates as the opposition…
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Try and include the word “Bomber” or some similar variation in as much casual conversation with him as possible.
Then let the power of subliminal messages do their work.
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Tell him if he goes to Hawthorn he only has a couple of years before they move him on like they do to all their champions. Essendon on the other hand keeps people around a good 2-3 years extra.
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Just play the Essendon club song as you’re walking past. That should do the trick
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Tell him we are a very open and liberal club, we even allow shisha to be smoked at our vfl games.
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Nice Bomber jacket Dylan
Get a Bombers jumper made with Shiel written on the back and just walk past him, wink, and keep walking. Repeat.
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Tim Watto reckons he’s going to Hawthorn.
Tell him we have free airport parking for away games.
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tell him that we vow to never do a flash mob again.
tell him
that
you’re never gonna leave him
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