Ok alternative opinion:
We allow any and all saga talk in all threads, but we just rename the saga (via a browser add on or similar) to something more fun.
So instead of the supplements scandal being known as 'The Saga', it can be known as 'Happy Chocolate Pancakes'.
Arguments in support of this proposal:*
- Who doesn't like pancakes?
- Who wouldn't prefer to read about happy chocolate pancakes rather than the saga? That's right, nobody.
- This suggestion would give all saga talk a new meaning. For instance:
"I think that that prick David Evans is totally responsible for Happy Chocolate Pancakes"
"Sometimes I get so worked up about the Happy Chocolate Pancakes that I just can't handle it anymore"
"It is imperative that the government establish an urgent inquiry into Happy Chocolate Pancakes"
"Josh Green is just getting settled into his new club and doesn't want to be distracted by Happy Chocolate Pancakes"
... and so on.
- this may or may not be a fully formed proposal