I think if we are going to be any good this year then neither are in the starting 22 and should be trying to bash the door down at vfl to get a spot
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There’s a stack of photos from yesterdays training session below for those interested.
ENJOY!!
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I also like the British racing green tops the coaches are wearing. Hope they have merchandise in that colour.
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That is a recurring problem for me!
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I think this is underestimating Kelly’s defensive work
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I’m assuming
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I like the look of our future! Little bit nasty. With blokes who go in. With blokes who can kick. With blokes who don’t have twig arms!
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It’s Jayden Nguyen’s father, the blanked out figure on the left is a regular training watcher (part of a joke amongst a few friends)
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Looks like regular training watcher should get out of Mr Nguyen’s personal space; he looks very uncomfortable 
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he was cold, not uncomfortable.
Jayden’s old man spent the training session talking with us, great guy and ultra friendly.
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Preseason Training thread summary for those who need one.
Top Contributors (Quality-Based Ranking)
1. Le_Archie:
• Input: Provides a balanced analysis of Durham’s body type, describing him as “slim, lean, deceptively strong, and powerful.” Highlights that his physique works well in clinches, countering concerns about his size.
• Quality: Insightful and observational, offering a reasonable and grounded opinion.
2. TempleOfParish:
• Input: Critically explains that significant muscle gain isn’t feasible in a 10-week preseason, emphasizing the time it takes for noticeable progress.
• Quality: Logical and fact-based, challenging exaggerated preseason expectations.
3. Rom:
• Input: Cynically points out that players always look good in preseason until real competition exposes gaps in performance.
• Quality: Offers a grounded perspective and humorously reminds fans not to overhype preseason appearances.
4. The_Ant:
• Input: Notes that Perko looks trimmer and could benefit from improved conditioning to enhance mobility.
• Quality: Focused and relevant, with practical observations about a player’s preparation.
5. billybomber:
• Input: Highlights that visible muscle definition is less critical than functional strength, citing examples of players known for surprising strength despite lean builds.
• Quality: Offers a nuanced take that challenges superficial judgments.
6. Strewth:
• Input: Witty observation about a player’s “wallet looking like it’s carrying a spare three-piece feed,” bringing levity to the discussion.
• Quality: While humorous, it adds cultural relevance and reflects fan engagement.
7. Odoyle:
• Input: Provides a playful comment about Alec Waterman’s physique while engaging in the humor of the thread.
• Quality: Adds to the thread’s tone but doesn’t provide deep insight.
8. SeventeenthFlag:
• Input: Multiple lighthearted comments, including a remark on Tsatas’ “best thighs since Tim/Jobe Watson.”
• Quality: Entertaining but primarily superficial.
Summary of Opinions by Top Contributors:
• Le_Archie: Advocates for understanding players’ body types in the context of performance, focusing on strength over size.
• TempleOfParish: Challenges unrealistic expectations about preseason physique changes, using logical reasoning.
• Rom: Grounds the conversation in realism, cautioning fans against overhyping preseason training outcomes.
• The_Ant: Focuses on practical observations about specific players’ fitness and conditioning.
• billybomber: Highlights functional strength as more important than aesthetics, offering depth to the discussion.
Takeaway:
While much of the thread is lighthearted and filled with banter, contributors like Le_Archie and TempleOfParish stand out for their grounded, insightful input. This shows a mix of fan enthusiasm and rational analysis, with humor playing a central role in community engagement.
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Fair, let’s say definitely a down ground defensively, but still not a total liability
Can you imagine lining up on this bloke in a school footy match. Jeezuz.
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Pushed McGrath so hard he turned into parish
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I agree with you. We shall circumvent some restrictions with creative ways.
It is essential to simulate match conditions in every aspect.
Might head along this week - do any of the regulars know what day is usually best to catch some match sim?
It’s actually crazy how prepared these guys are nowadays.
I played rep footy with the WA U18 captain as a teen, and he was nowhere near as ripped as these blokes.
Bo Allan is coming in with a 3rd years build from years gone bye.
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Thursday and Saturday. Tuesday they are in Bendigo.
Saturday would be more match sim I think
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