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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.

All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German shepherd says: “I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answers: “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”

Ah," said God. “You may sit to my left.”

Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”

The cat answers: “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

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P.S. Not Ron Andrews as a wee babe … apparently.

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I wanted to lose 5 kilos this year.
Only 7 kilos to go!

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