I don’t get it. He didn’t actually catch her eye.
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Probably didn’t shag either.
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How would she know if he caught it or not with only one good eye on the opposite side of her face from which the glass one flew? She probably just assumed he did when he brought it to her.
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She sounds like a tramp to be honest. He could do better.
Hear that @tassiehammer ? @Clone_Hirdy thinks you’re a catch!
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Essendon supporter, so there is that!
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No one is mentioning the elephant in the room.
And that is:
Did he finish the beer that the eye landed in?
I mean, warning, choke hazard.
One needs to keep an eye out.
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You can’t sneeze with your good eye open
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She may not have seen the elephant either, depending which side it was on.
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Starting to think this story wasn’t even real!
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Hmmm… I lived many years in Tassie. I didn’t see any elephants. And I had 2 good eyes.
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When their numbers are not being diminished by the predatory lions, tigers, and bears (oh my), there’s thousands of elephants crossing the rolling Tasmanian savannahs. I don’t know how you haven’t seen 'em.
Have you tried the mushrooms?
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“Had”…are you a young attractive blonde?
You wait until you reach mid to late 40’s and you’ll know what I mean
You wait till you reach late 40’s, you won’t know anything.
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Glu, you’re not drinking enough Tasmanian water.
I drank 9 schooners of water, richly enhanced by Boags, and then 10 schooners of water, expertly enhanced by Cascade. And I’m telling ya, there’s elephants in Tasmania.
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Fark!! That old joke started something pupils.
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Don’t start puns.
Eye won’t put up with it.
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What was wrong with the other two?
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Ohh pay that one.
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