I stayed in Tassie for a while, but quit while I was a head.
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And choirboys.
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LOL.
Even the choir boys are doubled over.
Oi…choir boys are C of E and proddy molestees
Altar boys are for the Micks.
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Sorry Alan- I come from a C of E background, ( waay back)
I didn’t know I could read German 
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It’s the thought that counts, rather than the language used to express it.
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I ear you!
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I see what ya did there.
This made me laugh much more than it probably should have.
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Another oldie but goodie.
40 gypsies turn up at the pearly gates. St Peter scratches his head and says " Sorry but we’ve only got room for 12 of you. You’ll have to work out who’s coming in and who’s not" . He leaves them to decide and goes off for a cuppa. He comes back later, shakes his head and goes off to report to the big boss. “They’ve gone”. He says. “What, all 40 of them?.” Asks God.
“No, the farkin gates!”
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Arthur Tunstall would like to adapt this joke. 
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Is that photo taken somewhere in fark Carlton @Captain_Jack ?
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