Red and Black Humour

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Hmm. This one is a great joke - but it’s been in the humour thread at least twice already. I posted it once, and IIRC @Captain_Jack posted it the other time.

I’ve posted that one myself

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Mine was better.

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Good job this is the red and black humour thread. I love it and chuckle when another poster gets pulled up for telling an old and repeated joke.

I went to the doctor, said " I feel like a pair of curtains"
He said " Pull yourself together man".

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:joy::joy::joy:

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Humour is all in the delivery.

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How dare you post that joke again. You must be punished

cough

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Psychiatrist: “You’ve got a steering wheel down your pants”.

Patient: “I know Doc, that’s why I’ve come to see you. It’s driving me nuts!”

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Patient: “My family treat me like I’m a dog”.

Psychiatrist: “Hmmm, interesting. Lie down on the couch and we’ll have a talk about it”.

Patient: “The couch? Oh no, I’m not allowed up on the couch”.

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What’s the secret to good humourtiming.

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A baby seal walks into our club….
And lives!

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I told the wife " I’m homesick"
She said “But you’re at home”
I said " That’s what I’m sick off"

RIP Tommy Cooper​:laughing::laughing:

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Very good