Need to paint the arms so we can see the sleeve tattoos.
Probably more like this, really…
Peak Norman Gunston from the 1970s.
FBI are down to their final 3 candidates for the open assassin position, so they decide to put them through a final test.
FBI recruiter says to the first candidate, in that room is your wife tied to a chair. “Take this gun, go in there and kill her.”
The guy picks up the gun, walks in the room, closes the door, then 2 min later walks out and says, “I couldn’t do it, that’s my wife and I love her”.
The FBI recruiter says, “you are not FBI material, please leave.”
FBI recruiter says to the second candidate, “in that room is your wife tied to a chair. Take this gun, go in there and kill her.”
The guy picks up the gun, walks in the room, closes the door, then again 2 min later walks out and says, “I couldn’t do it, that’s my wife and I love her”.
The FBI recruiter says, “you are not FBI material, please leave.”
FBI recruiter says to the third candidate, in that room is your wife tied to a chair. Take this gun, go in there and kill her.
The guy picks up the gun, walks in the room, closes the door, 2 loud bangs are heard, then some screaming, followed by some banging. Finally the door slowly opens and out walks the third candidate all remorseful and exhausted and covered in blood.
The FBI recruiter in shock asks “what happened in there?”
The third candidate looks at the recruiter and says “some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to beat the ■■■■ out of that ■■■■■ instead”
One day a guy rushed into a restaurant and sat down.
When the waitress came to his table, he said to her, “Look, I am in a hurry, please bring me coffee and a menu!”
The waitress scurried away and return soon after with a menu and his cup of coffee.
The guy looked down and notice as she put his coffee down, the waitress had her thumb noticeably in his coffee.
He gave her a dirty look and pushed the menu back at her and said “ Just bring me a bowl of soup, Ok.?”
So, once again the server scurried away and quickly return with the customers bowl of soup, but as she put it down, he noticed, again, that she had her thumb very far into his bowl of soup.
Seeing again her extended appendage, he said to her abruptly “Ok, what’s with the thumb?”
The waitress responded “Excuse me?”
“Excuse Me? You had better say excuse me! You bring my coffee, you have your thumb in my coffee! You bring my soup, you have your thumb in my soup! Like, what with your thumb?”
To which the waitress responded, “ Well, I slammed my thumb in the door yesterday and my doctor told me to keep it somewhere warm.”
“Why don’t you just cram it up your butt then?!”the client replied.
To which the waitress replied “Well, I do when I’m in the kitchen!”
Ok, we get the fig leaves on Adam and Eve pictures but why the belly buttons?
