Red and Black Humour

Apologies in advance, this is a dirty joke.

A mans wife has fallen into a coma after a car accident. After a month or so, the man asks the doctor whether there was anything else that could be done.

The doctor tells that man that there is one thing that hasn’t been tried, but it would require the husbands assistance. The husband says “of cause, what is it?”

The doctor tells the man that apparently there have been trials and that having oral sex with the patient strongly increases the patients’ chances of coming out of the coma. The doctor suggests this to the husband and the husband says “Well I guess it’s worth a shot”.

The husband enters the room and closes the door. Soon after the husband comes running out of the room crying with happiness. The doctor asks him “Did it work?”, the husband replies “Yes, but she started choking”.

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Norm said it better :slightly_smiling_face:

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I’m the opposite of artificial intelligence.
Genuine stupidity.

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