Red and Black Humour

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

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It’s not just the highlighted bit that’s chuckle worthy …

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I worked at a camping store in the 90’s.

Back in those days, the Pelican Space Case we sold was one of the most rugged, secure cases available. Made of tough polycarbonate, it was waterproof, dust proof, and very hard to damage.

The warranty used to say the product was guaranteed for life against anything except shark attack, bear attack, and children under 5.

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:rofl: he gets all up in my jazz

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Make Good Grammar, too.

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Crikey @Reboot, that gag’s so old it had a telegram from the King last week. :grinning:

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Courtesy of Darren James on 3aw - he’s a naughty boy some times!

Bloke went to bed the other night with a bottle of liquid paper and a bottle of liquid viagra on his bedside table. Woke in the middle of the night and drank the wrong bottle and ended up with a massive correction…boom boom.

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Probably as good a place to put this as any.

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