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Oh dear.
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Indeed we have !
don’t forget Jesus Christ was going to be called Gary until Mary stubbed her foot
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Not really sure where this goes but I saw Iggy Azalea being interviewed by an MTV host.
He was asking her how she was able to speak English so well.
She replied with that she’d grown up with it.
He came back saying she’d done so well.
She replied that she was Australian.
Him…but still…
She replied with “we speak English in Australia, you f***ing idiot”.
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A mate surprised me the other day. Told me he had a half brother.
" Different dads?" I asked.
“No, shark attack” he said.
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