Blonde joke
A blonde mum gets home before the family for family night and decides to do a jigsaw puzzle. She gets all the pieces out and begins to put pieces together.
On arrival the husband and kids look at the dining table and ask mum “what are you doing?”
She replies “I decided we’ll do a jigsaw puzzle together for family night.”
Husband “What box did this come from and was there a picture of the puzzle?”
Wife “Yes, here’s the box, it’s a jigsaw of a rooster.”
Husband “Alright kids can you clean up and put the corn flakes in the bin.”
If I had a race horse I would name it “My Fierce”.
Imagine all the race goers screaming “come on My Fierce” when the horse hits the straight.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I ate mop.
Needs to be racing in Northern Ireland.
Scottish
