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I suppose it had to happen seeing as we’re getting older. The wife’s starting to show the first signs of dementia. She keeps saying she can’t remember what it was she ever saw in me.
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What happened to the Italian chef who had a fatal heart attack?
He pasta way.
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What’s worse than paper breasts?
A cardboard box.
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Why is a giraffe’s head so far away from its body?
Because it has a long neck.
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Couple of proper dad jokes in the last few 
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How do Vegan mothers breastfeed their babies?
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