Wife’s peed off. She installed the male version of Alexa, Alex. She has to tell him 10 times and wait a week for it to get done.
May the force be with you Boot.
CAJUN PREGNANCY
Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux’s old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,
"Hey, Boudreaux, you just had a son! Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, “Hold on! We ain’t finished yet!” The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, “Hey, Boudreaux, you got yourself a daughter too! She a pretty lil ting.”
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, “Hold
on, we still ain’t got done yet!” The doctor then delivered another boy
and said, “Boudreaux, you just had yourself another boy!”
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat
down with his wife and said, “Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?”
His wife said, “Yeah, I do!”
Boudreaux said, “Man, it’s a good thing we didn’t use no WD-Forty.”
There used to be empires run by emperors.
Then there were Kingdoms run by Kings.
Now we have countries run by…
Country members. Remember?
