Bad taste warning!!!
What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his…………….
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John Entwhistle, John Paul Jones, Greg Lake
or push the boat out a bit more
Chis Squire, Geddy Lee
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I think he suited that band perfectly
But if it’s comments from great drummers, then this guy can talk until the cows come home
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Don’t fret
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At least 3 of the original members of that show are “no longer with us”. Not sure their replaements are better. (The replacement as Chair is certainly not).
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Me too 
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Three soon to be fathers are waiting in the visitors room; an Australian, an Englishman, and an Indian. Eventually the doctor comes out and says, ‘I’m sorry, there’s been a bit of a mix-up and we can’t tell for sure which child belongs to whom.’
The fathers have a discussion and choose to draw lots to decide the order that they will go in to choose their babies, which the Australian wins and goes first.
He returns holding a child which is pretty…pretty clearly of Indian descent, and the Indian father forthrightly makes this point.
The Australian says to him, ‘Mate, the fact is that one of those other kids is a pom, and I just couldn’t risk it.’
The Indian says, ‘I understand.’
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See post 4697.
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