Red and Black Humour

Growing up in the 70’s I had a good collection of LP Blondie albums

Fave Blondie song of all time “Union City Fark Carlton”

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My 6 yr old has a new nickname for grandpa “the 6 dwarfs” because he’s everything except happy.

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3 men were heading home after a day up in the snow fields and the car broke down. They were unable to fix the car and had to get a hotel however the hotel only had one room left with only one bed. They were exhausted and didn’t mind sleeping in the one bed and booked the room.
When all the men all in one bed started to wake in the morning the man sleeping on the right side of bed a bit flustered mentioned “jeez I had some intense wild dreams last night that I thought I’d made it home and my wife was pleasuring me like never before”. The man sleeping on the left side surprised “that’s crazy I had really sexual dreams last night too”. The man who slept in the middle laughing at his two mates looking down on them “you horny deviants, all I dreamt about was skiing.”

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No! Sounds like MFC thread

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Only with AI

Spoilsport.

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How to prevent your bag from being stolen. One for the women ? And metros.

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I’d rather walk barefooted across carpet littered with Lego than tell a fun fact about myself to a group of people.

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