It wouldn’t surprise me to hear that Muir and Norden wrote scripts for Cooper.
I can do modern day if you’re ready for it😯
Going by that shot, he might need it
I could’ve sworn that was gonna say man with the most chins
The master race is onto you ![]()
Cat burglar
Police arrested two kids behaving dangerously.
One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one, but let the other off.

Disgraceful spelling of Pinot.
Someone stole my mood ring today.
I don’t know how I feel about that.
I phoned the local Chinese restaurant and got “ Hello, I’m Wan Kin the chef”.
I said “ No worries, I’ll call back later”.
They badly missed the punchline there. Pino more? Life is too short for any pinot, let alone more pinot.
Should have been “Pi nomore”
Speaking of life too short, the next post has a candidate for the pithiest joke:
A dyslexic man goes into a bra.
Actually, if the queen moves forward one step, the bishop can take her.
Incorrect, that bishop is only capable of occupying black squares.




