Fair enough. The angle at which the photo was taken fooled me. I haven’t played chess since childhood.
• “It’s a bit tight, but I think it’ll fit if I push a little harder,” as the queen said to the bishop.
• “I wasn’t expecting it to be that big when I unwrapped it,” as the queen said to the bishop.
• “Hold it steady and I’ll try again,” as the queen said to the bishop.
• “If you keep doing that, I won’t be able to concentrate,” as the queen said to the bishop.
• “Well, that lasted longer than I thought it would,” as the queen said to the bishop.
Here’s one for all you Pommy Royalists :
Nell Gwynn, a commoner, had a son by King Charles II. Allegedly, she was disgruntled after learning that the king’s other illegitimate sons had been given titles - mainly because their mothers had been nobility. So, taking her first born to a party Charles was attending, she appeared on a balcony and held the boy over it, declaring, “Charlie, you give my boy a title, or I’ll drop him! I mean it! I’ll drop him.”. Charles rose to his feet and cried “I believe you, Nellie, Quick, somebody, be ready to catch the Duke of St Albans!”
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wot?
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You had to be there…
I miss @Reboot hurry back soon
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In Perce’s defence it is literally funny but no one here, myself included, would know King CII was worse than Epstein and Andrew at schoolies
Q: What’s a Hindu?
A: In New Zulland, they lay iggs, hey bro?
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10-year-old girl competing in a Spelling Bee.
Your word is SEAWARD
She starts C U N
Stop, stop,stop
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Here comes @percebushby to tell you the exact post where that was said.
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Yep. It was Red and Black Humour, Post #4917.
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