A classic. Interesting how jokes ‘change’ with retelling. Heard this one maybe 20 years ago. The cats were rats. And the request was for a bronze Collingwood supporter.
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That’s how it was told to me. I changed the ending for obvious reasons.
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Stewardess to Henry Winkler on plane: ‘“Would you like headphones?”.
Henry Winkler: “Yes please, that would be wonderful, but it’s pronounced Fonz”.
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A woman warns her husband that, if he comes home drunk one more time, she’ll leave him.
That night he goes to the pub, gets shitfaced as usual and throws up all over himself. His mate suggests he tell the missus that somebody spewed on him and show her a $20 note that he was given to pay for the dry cleaning.
When he gets home, he does exactly this but the wife asks why he’s holding two $20 notes.
He replies “The other one’s from the bloke who shat in my pants”.
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What about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
Spent the whole night laying in bed, wondering if there really is a dog.
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Hope he lives to 150
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Tell him to stop slouching
I know he follows EFC and that’s probably a habit we all have tho
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Unless I’m mistaken, that’s taken from “Sir Henry at Rawlinson End,” by the late, great and sorely missed Vivian Stanshall, of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.
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The electric keyboard was a success though…
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