Revolution around the Sun rather than rotation which it does on it’s axis every 24 hours.
Lol, your first post in 9 months is to correct a meme 
I like your posts. Mine was very tongue in cheek.
You were technically correct; the best kind of correct.
One of the best Futurama quotes imo.
Miniscule is nothing to be scared of.
The following is a cricket joke. I had intended to post it during the Melbourne test, but we lost that one too quickly. I have embellished it a little from how l remember it. I have another, longer cricket joke l will post shortly, as soon as l have committed it to a document.
Joke #1. Dennis Lillee.
The old WACA ground was notorious for being the fastest, bounciest pitch in the world, and D.K.Lillee was likewise notorious for being the fastest and most dangerous bowler in the country. So it was with some trepidation that Dennis Amiss faced up to him on the first morning of a new Ashes campaign.
With the crowd and breeze behind him on that fateful morning Lillee came steaming in at full pace. He let fly with a ball so blisteringly fast that Amiss didn’t have time to decide where it was going or what it was going to do before it went crashing into his pad, directly in line with middle stump. Lillee gave his customary war cry of ‘HOWZAT!’ The umpire shook his head, ‘not out’ was the reply.
Lillee was fuming. He went back to the top of mark and came steaming in once more, bowling the ball even faster this time, pitched up and as it swung late, caught the outside edge of the probing Amiss bat, passing straight through to Rod Marsh, the jubilant keeper. The entire slips cordon joined Lillee this time in his exuberant appeal, to which the umpire replied simply, ‘not out,’ again.
Lillee was furious now. He went back to his mark and then moved it a few more paces so he had a longer run up. He came flying in this time and unleashed a swinging ball, that was equal parts yorker and thunderbolt. Amiss shuffled his feet nervously more in bewilderment than anticipation, it was clear that he was a mere passenger in this drama. The ball swung late, straight through the gate left open between bat and pad before cannoning into middle stump. The stump went flying, cartwheeling over and over, end on end until it struck Marsh in the eye. As the ambulance departed for hospital carrying Marsh with the stump still attached to his retina, Lillee turned to the umpire and uttered, ‘fark, that must have been close.’
The original joke was better as it Does not need the stupid stuff about injuring Marsh
Then you should have posted it.
A local game of cricket .I had come up from C grade to Agrade as they were short ,fielding a long way from where the ball was going to go. First over our fastest bowler steams in, a nick to first slip dropped, 2nd ball plays and misses .3rd ball hits inline with middle stump ,I could see it out was out from where I was fielding NOT OUT says the Ump .WHY? replies the Bowler Umpires reply, Cause I couldn’t see the stumps so I don’t know if it would have hit them.
Are you really saying I should post every joke I know??? People would tire of that
Just the good ones 
What swoodley said…