Adult crime, Adult time.
Trespass?
That would be valid if so.
A penguin is driving his ute down the Great Ocean Road when he notices a warning light on the dash. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor, drives to the nearest town and drops it off at a mechanic.
The penguin goes for a walk around town. Being a penguin he needs lots of calories to swim really fast like in those David Attenborough docos, so he goes into a lollie shop and loads up. He goes back to check on the Ute and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”
Penguin freaks out and starts furiously wiping his mouth; “No, no! I’s just ice cream."
1 Like
Knock knock.
“Who’s there?”
“Grandad”
“ Oh fark, stop the funeral!!”
11 Likes
Silly, immature cartoons that make you laugh more than you should, part #294.
3 Likes
Puffing Willy
3 Likes
I really upset my dad .
He’s a bit rough around the edges and I needed to impress my work colleagues at a function so I paid a guy to pretend to be my dad.
Needless to say my dad may never forgive me for my faux pa.
5 Likes
My old mum had to get rid of her guard dog. It was letting everybody in.
It was an English border Collie
3 Likes
Why does Star Trek have such domineering word balloons?
1 Like
Knew it was Larson before seeing his name.
2 Likes
Odds for “its wasn’t a ■■■■■, something worse happened”?
What a climax to end round 23