Red and Black Humour

A couple of rabbits call into their local cafe every morning and ask for a cheese toastie. Gets to the point where the old Italian behind the counter has them wrapped up and waiting as the rabbits walk in. One day one of the rabbits pushes his toastie back and asks for tomato as well. Old Luigi starts making one cheese and one cheese and tomato every day. Then one day the same rabbit pushes it back and asks for ham as well. So Luigi starts making one cheese and one cheese, ham and tomato toastie every day. Then one morning only one rabbit comes in, the one who has only a cheese toastie. " Where’s your friend today" asks Luigi " Oh he died" said the rabbit. “The vet said it was mixinghistoasties”.

Sorry.

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You are a very naughty boy

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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Think a lot of people might appreciate the car more.

Well, the other year I asked for a big Waang for Christmas…

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I was also disappointed.

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Just to clarify

Did you ask for a

-stone c@#k
-permanently hard c@#k
-slightly above average size c@#k (l’ve seen bigger)
-flower under your c@#k

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Actually it was Mrs Wim’s wish. I’ll have to ask her.

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Badum Tish

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As the old saying goes; if you’re going to do something, always give one hundred percent.
Unless you’re giving blood.

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Lol good effort to get it to fit in there.