VLAD JOKE :
Vlad had just passed away .Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here so I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." Andrew thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Saadam Hussein and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Andrew said."I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Osama bin Laden with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented Andrew .
The devil opened a third door. In it, Andrew saw Eddie McGuire lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Andrew looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said,"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"