Why are there no pregnant Barbie dolls?
Because Ken came in another box.
i’ve never seen so many. mustn’t have many italian familys in the area
Italians don’t eat that crap
what i meant is the italians at least make great pizzas instead of those frozen cardboard things
I don’t think i’ve ever had a good frozen pizza…even a good unfrozen one. Bought from supermarkets obviously.
Takeaway Pizza (yes, that’s the name) in Preston is just brilliant.
Did you hear about the sick airplane.
It was terminal.
Did you hear about the wooden car wooden go
Did you hear about the steel car, steel wooden go
Oh goodness, what am i doing
A priest, Chaplin and rabbit go to the bloodbank. The priest and Chaplin turn to the rabbit, type-o?
What’s Charlie doing there?
Chaplain?
A philosopher and a theologian, both blind, are challenged to go into a pitch-dark room and find a black cat that isn’t there.
The theologian finds him.
Same Same…
Antiques road show is in town so Paddy takes his 2 stuffed dogs that have been in the family for years.
" Oh my" exclaims the expert. “These are a pair of pedigree hunting dogs that were owned by a dear friend of the Royal family. In mint condition. Do you have any idea what they would fetch these days?”
“Sticks?” Asks Paddy.
