I’m writing a book on reverse psychology
don’t buy it
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Bloke goes to visit his old dad in the mental hospital. Old fella in the bed opposite starts waving his arms around and shouting “beep beep”. The visitor asks him what he’s doing.
“I’m driving my car so get out of the way!” He replies. " Sorry mate but you’re in bed, not in a car" “Shut up cobber” says the other patient in the next bed. “I get paid 20 bucks a week to wash the farker”
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My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car. She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology
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“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain
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Speaking of funerals, Captain Jack …
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Did you hear about the cross eyed circumcisizer? He got the sack.
What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
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What did Ken say to his mistress Keely after his wife lorraine had died.
I can see Keely now Lorraine has gone.
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Did he have another girl named Claire-Leigh?
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That hurts.
Here’s one for Halloween.
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