Bercepushby of the edge y’all
if a black bird has black babies
and a blue bird has blue babies
what bird has no babies?
A Swallow
You would have thought that Greta Thunberg would know better than to burn trash.
An attractive blonde arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice:
She said. “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled. “Come on, baby, your Mummy needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…
“YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked. “What did she roll?”
The other answered. “I don’t know - I thought you were watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all blondes are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are MEN…
Person 1: have you made any new year resolutions?
Person 2: yes, I have, I’m determined to be less judgmental abut other people’s views. And you?
Person 1: I’ve decided to use mindfulness and wellness techniques rather than established medicine.
Person 2: I’ve already broken my resolution.
David Thorne is great. Lookup missing Missy or neighbours party 
That takes me back…
What did the most successful AFL/VFL club in league history say to everyone else?
Suck it.