Review vs Crows

We’re not even that good. We’re the local park when I was growing up. A solid metal slide that you could cook an egg on in summer. A seesaw with no springs where one end could either be launched into the stratosphere or pile-driven into the ground (dependent on what the person/people on the other end was doing). Wooden swings on chains, that would either give you splinters in your arsse/back of your legs or blood blisters from nipping your hands.

And yet we kept on playing there because there was fark-all else.

That park is Essendon… absolutely farking useless, yet we were grudgingly bound to it…

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Maybe he meant that we wouldn’t lose matches by 21 goals (GWS) and 12 goals (pies).

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Caldwell was on the ground when they kicked 8 goals straight. We have far bigger issues than Caldwell missing half a quarter.

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We probably will. We have Sydney and Lions in the final 2 rounds.

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Caldwell getting hurt was just a great excuse for our pea heart mids to drop their bundles as usual and let the croms push back in

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That last 10 minutes was a blur, felt like the footy was in the crows half for all of it.

Why didn’t we kick it around side to side, you know like we do when trying to get into our F50?

Theres like 3 players i could give half a fark about on this whole list, what a bunch of annoying flawed ■■■■■■ we’ve assembled

Why are we getting spanked though?
I honestly struggle to understand it.
Durham, Caldwell and Merrett is a really solid midfield that seems to keep getting beaten.

Is it the rucks? Is it the coaching?
Doesnt make much sense to me.

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Are you the dude next to my son and I with your kid last night that left the seat and half time and was furious at McKay for his inability to hit a target with a handball

Supporters need to stop turning up to games. This club completely takes us for granted. I know I’m losing interest, and I’m the only reason my son goes for us.

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What were the Hawks supporters doing in first class?

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Ive legitimately never seen us win a final.
I came to the country in 2003, only started watching football in 2005.
I could have chosen any other club and seen some measure of success, but I chose the only 1 in 16 at the time that would have none.

Don’t think I’ll bother watching next week. Not on free to air and my mate who I usually watch games with (and has Kayo) will be away. I could use another mate’s Kayo, but right now I just can’t be ■■■■■■.

I said to my sister I should let my nephew give me a kick in the nuts for getting him to be an Essendon supporter.

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Sounds like a good one to have slept through. At Disneyland with the family - so at least we have something good to remember from 2024.

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Wtf is the ‘Non Ess Thread’ ?

@scotty21
Have you made one, ya lazy b*stard ?

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Got prickly towards the end too

Only business on domestic and they had to walk past me to get to the pleb seats.
Counted 17 douche bags wearing Hawks apparel

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Moving to the G is not just about getting big crowds but to improve our record of winning there and adapting to play in wendy/wet conditions Marvel has made us get use to play in perfect conditions all the time

I think i went to only 3 games this year Hawks,North,Dreamtime

Just dont have the energy/motivation to go anymore

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