Ridiculous Lyrics

What’s she going to look like with a chimney on her

From Phil Manzanera’s album Diamond Head, I give you Miss Shapiro.

All the peasants in the squares
At their tables and their chairs
Set to salvage certain numbers
From the wonder of the Tundra
And the muses in the gloom
Counting needles in their rooms
On the carpet in the corner
In a kind of secret slumber
While the in formation rain
Slashed the dirty windowpane to the square

Smoky broads and smoky windows in the square
Come come charmer come on over for the day
Disappearing cocoa forests flash and die
Fortunes crumble all demolished in the bay

Over forty pointed people
In the perfect pointed steeple
Looked to see the lucky number
Yes the wonder of the Tundra
Had come up to fame and fortune
Singing his tune, my tune, your tune
Wooing daughters of the gifted
On the carpets of the courtrooms
While the tickets were expensive
The show was quite relentless in the square

Dalai Llama lame puss puss
Stella maris missa nobis
Miss a dinner Miss Shapiro
Shampoos pot-pot pinkies pampered
Movement hampered like at Christmas
Ha-ha isn’t life a circus
Round in circles like the Archers
Always stiff or always starchy
Yes it’s happening and it’s fattening
And it’s all that we can get into the show

From Phil Manzanera's album Diamond Head, I give you Miss Shapiro.

All the peasants in the squares
At their tables and their chairs
Set to salvage certain numbers
From the wonder of the Tundra
And the muses in the gloom
Counting needles in their rooms
On the carpet in the corner
In a kind of secret slumber
While the in formation rain
Slashed the dirty windowpane to the square

Smoky broads and smoky windows in the square
Come come charmer come on over for the day
Disappearing cocoa forests flash and die
Fortunes crumble all demolished in the bay

Over forty pointed people
In the perfect pointed steeple
Looked to see the lucky number
Yes the wonder of the Tundra
Had come up to fame and fortune
Singing his tune, my tune, your tune
Wooing daughters of the gifted
On the carpets of the courtrooms
While the tickets were expensive
The show was quite relentless in the square

Dalai Llama lame puss puss
Stella maris missa nobis
Miss a dinner Miss Shapiro
Shampoos pot-pot pinkies pampered
Movement hampered like at Christmas
Ha-ha isn’t life a circus
Round in circles like the Archers
Always stiff or always starchy
Yes it’s happening and it’s fattening
And it’s all that we can get into the show

Word salad.

Wesley Willis - Cut The Mullet

Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rats nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk.

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rats nest off your head
Get that crazy ■■■ mullet off your skull
Take yo’ ■■■ to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an ■■■■■■■.

Cut the mullet (8x)

I kinda like those lyrics!

I kinda like those lyrics!

Well, I know this song as mates introduced it to me as life advice some years ago. It’s a rather ridiculous song though!

I Hear The Bells - Mike Doughty

You snooze,you lose
Well i have Snost and lost

Nice try though

Quote Unquote - Mr Bungle.

All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable

Sniff and remember silver ball
Contortions that he can’t recall
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream

To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To taste is some foul air to breathe

One thought it lasts a day and at that rate he’ll most likely live forever!
He’s a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he ■■■■■ himself as he ■■■■■ the world

His twitching brain can dance within
Gyrating more like gelatin
A secret means of ecstasy
Acute and very olfactory

To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows

He’s got an itch but nothing with which to scratch the itch - so wish it away

With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
Cuz he’s Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta

Smell, Sweat, Movement.
Everyone’s dancing.
Disco.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone’s dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing.

Excellent ^^^
Drug stupor well spent.

Those three wise men they got a semi by the sea

Not ridiculous but Tools' 46&2 had some great lines.

I want a beast to cross me over
I want a ■■■■■ to guide me in

Not sure if your serious.

“For a piece to cross me over”
“Or a word to guide me in”

Who can forget the insightful and poingnant lyrics from Mellow Yellow?

Born high forever to fly
Wind velocity nil
Wanna high forever to fly
If you want your cup our fill

Though I like this, and am sure it was prophetic:

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase

Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Who can forget the insightful and poingnant lyrics from Mellow Yellow?

Born high forever to fly
Wind velocity nil
Wanna high forever to fly
If you want your cup our fill

Though I like this, and am sure it was prophetic:

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase

To be fair, Donovan also gave us

If ■■■■■■■■ is your problem
When you’re out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.

What does the Fox Say?

What does the Fox Say?

Did the Fox let the Dogs out?

I’ve been undressed by kings, and I’ve seen some things that a woman ain’t s’posed to see…

@wimmera1 - I had always thought that it was a dig at Russia. Have done the homework now - thirty years too late, but hey, better late that never! :slight_smile:

I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see...

@wimmera1 - I had always thought that it was a dig at Russia. Have done the homework now - thirty years too late, but hey, better late that never! :slight_smile:

To be fair, Nikita is a very Russian sounding name.

Oh and thank you for reminding me of my second-least favourite song ever!

I’ve been to paradise,
But I’ve never been to me

I’m pretty sure me is somewhere near Coffs Harbour.