Sam Mitchell - Assistant Coach?


Great footy brain. Accomplished player. Experience at two successful clubs. We have a need for recently retired assistant coaches, and midfield coaches in particular.

My verdict:




He would want a written and also a Public apology to the efc 34 for the onfield gesture before I would consider him.

Most likely heading to Pies.
Or Saints/North they are after anyone.


All the dicks in all the bags we keep giving to north and carlton and Robert walls should immediately be diverted to this scum bucket. Go ■■■■ yourself Sam.


We should offer him a job and once he accepts make him work from Siberia.


Does that adequately answer the question?


He can ■■■■ right off. And when he’s finished ■■■■■■■ off, he can ■■■■ off again and again until the inevitable heat death of the sun.


I will take that as a no.


We should hire him as a tackle bag.


I wish him ill.


Wouldn’t he aiming for 2nd banana at Hawthorn & take over when Clarkson steps down?




I would take him in a heartbeat.


More of a “no, for now”. Once mankind has developed enough to assume a non-corporeal form in the pursuit of a higher spiritual existence perhaps forgiveness exists.

We’re not talking an interim state of idealistic development like Star Trek either. As Captain Jean-Luc Picard would say, “make it no!”


No. He can ■■■■ right off.


Would take him before Caracella


Obviously a very accomplished player. How do we know he is any good as a coach. ?

Even if he was a good coach after 1 year doing it, I would not have him. He is a smug carnt.


Yes, but you’re an immigrant who steals our jeeerrrrbs.


i honestly couldn’t face it

let him go thru the process, then get the players to walk past tapping their arms!


This is true.