Season 2017 - Richmond

Let him go. He’s not worth breaking the bank for.

Panasonic Unveils Smart Microwave With Richmond Membership Setting

In front of a packed house at the annual Kitchen Technology Convention in Tokyo today, electronics giant Panasonic has sent shockwaves through the microwave manufacturing community by introducing a cutting edge smart appliance with an automated Richmond membership cooking setting.

“We had too many microwaves sent in for repairs after over-cooking the memberships throughout the 2016 season,” said Panasonic CEO Kazuhiro Tsuga. “We’re responding to our customer’s needs and providing a seamless experience where the Richmond supporter base can easily incinerate their membership cards after a poor game or two.

Programmed to recognise the dimensions and weight of the thin plastic cards, the smart microwaves can sense the moment a Richmond membership is placed onto the glass turntable plate and will automatically heat it to the temperature required for absolute destruction.

In addition to this Detect-and-Zap™ technology, the microwave is built to withstand one thousand cycles of having toxic melted plastic coat its interior surfaces, and connects with Richmond’s membership office through wi-fi to automatically order a new membership for the following year.

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who cares about this guy. He gets bored every year and tails off at some stage. He’s no leader and epitomises Richmond to a tea. Happy to pretend.

Shunted to 7mate on Monday night while a cooking show gets the main channel.
Friggin’ lol.

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Melbourne will do them tonight. Jack Watts plays his annual grand final against them.

Spuds will be cooked either way.

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I assume he meant “best looking” defender

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Say that again

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Bruce said the exact same thing.

Goes to show that Channel Seven is only interested in hiring total spastics to “commentate” on football.

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I’ll give you Ross Glendinning, Peter Knights and Bruce Doull.

Even Fark Silvagni was better

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Gavin Wanganeen played a fair portion of his career in the backline, won a Brownlow from a back pocket. Two different styles of backman but I’d say he’d ■■■■■ all over Rance for quality.

Rance wouldn’t be in the top 100 defenders of the game. The suggestions above are all correct and heres a few more…

G Jakovich
C Langford
P Roos
G Archer
J Leppitsch
Corey Enright
Ben Hart
Guy McKenna
Mal Michael
David Dench
Geoff Southby
Danny Frawley

K Sheedy could play a bit.
B Richardson
F Bourke

They do all have an advantage though: Rance hasn’t finished his career yet

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Wouldn’t have him in the 2000 side over Wellman, let alone Fletcher.

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Hey, remember when some people thought Craig Kelly (you might have to google him) should be in this conversation?
Good times.

Is it too much to hope that we’ll leave them 5-5

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