I hope Stocker turns out to be a dud, Carlton finish last and the Crows get the #1 Pick.
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14 centre clearances in his 92 game career.
Not quite the midfieldiest midfielder that ever midfielded.
But who is, at fark carlton
Stocker being made to do extra running sessions, as fitness not up to AFL Standard.
Cripps remains the middliest of midfielders
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Yep, and thats bout it at this stage
Be careful for what you wish for.
I’m all for Farking Carlton, but we don’t need the Crows to get stronger either. The Crows are more likely to impact our chances in the next 3 years than Carlton.
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It’s all good. The Crows will just go on another hugely successful preseason camp.
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I hope we can pry SPS off their rotting corpse
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sounds like the club tore absolute shreds off him
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lol wtf did i just watch? how embarrassing and therefore glorious.
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Whens is Cripps out of contract? he’s the one i would love to pinch from them.
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You can almost see the gun pointed at his head.
All I chose to take from that video is this fortunately timed pause due to the approach of colleagues:
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Did I miss the story? Was a Fark Carlton player taken hostage? I knew things were bad but taking a player and forcing them to play in that most powerful jumper seems extreme even for them.
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Almost as sincere as Johnny Depp apologizing for his dogs
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reminds me of a dingus circa 2009
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The recent troubles at FC have been a real highlight of this years pre season for me.
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Imagine having nackers and deckham reporting on FC’s pre-season?
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That glass BBQ inspired haircut would be considered rather fashionable these days…