Season 2023 predictions

After another incredible pre-season, its time capsule time

Harley Reid to go pick 1. We are a genuine chance

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It’s pretty hard to trade for pick 1 after you’ve won the flag but I reckon we can do it

Not going to happen we will win enough games to to not get pick one

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Even if we get reid, he’ll have a mcgrath like season first year, then we’ll bemoan not taking whoever was a few picks later. kinda like parish, when we should have taken oliver

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I’m waiting till after Sunday’s first offical practice game before I panic*.

*I don’t expect to panic. Decent chance I will not be convinced we will win back-to-back premierships, but not panic.

EFC finishing position: 12th
Crichton: Mcgrath
Biggest EFC surprise: Baldwin becoming a reliable defender
Biggest EFC disappointment: Dodoro maintains his job

Brownlow: Bont
Premier: Brisbane
Rising Star: Wardlaw
Spoon: Hawthorn

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My predictions:
Premier: Farkcarlton
Norm smith: Saad
Brownlow: tie between Cripps and De Goey
Coleman: McKay
Rising star: Hollands
Spoon: Hawks
Ess finish 17th and pick up the midget who struggles to get to AFL standard
My October holiday - one way ticket to a Castaway type island.

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There’s no way we’ll out tank Hawthorn. They set themselves up perfectly at the trade table last year

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Limp Bizkit will be an ironic thing for a week or so in August for some unfathomable reason.

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I think we can do it ivan - even without trying.

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17th

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No, ivan is right. We won’t even get bottoming out right.

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Sorry Jordan Lewis, Fox Sports have already gone to print, your opinion on all matters football has gone down the gurgular just like Mick Malthouse.

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I miss Rutten already.

My prediction is that we occasionally get close to playing AFL standard football and that Dodoro is made coach, president and CEO.

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We’re so ■■■■■■, the nerds at MIT, can’t invent a machine to unfuck us.

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Premier: Melbourne
Runner up: Brisbane

Brownlow: Oliver
Coleman: Joe Dan
Rising Star: Ashcroft

Wooden Spoon: Essendon.
Crichton: Dylan Shiel

Big Riser: Port Adelaide(top 4)
Big Slider: Collingwood(bottom 6)

We’ll end up with pick 5 in the draft. Unfortunately there’ll be 4 stand outs and it’ll be a lottery after that.

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