Season 2026 - Fark Carlton

Just listening to Voss speak for 5 minutes, it’s wild that anyone would hire him as a senior coach

Still remember how channel 10 were building him up to be some tactical mastermind when he started doing special comments for them after he retired, but his comments were about as insightful as any alcohol impaired punter in the standing area

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And he got 2 coaching jobs, footy clubs are brain dead.

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MICHAEL VOSS IS A LEADER OF MEN

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So does Simpson start this week?

Tank will be on now. Watch them use this to their advantage to get Walker

If Tom Lynch kicked straight Blues would be 0-4 right now lols

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How does it help with walker unless they get the spoon? They will have to match the pick where it comes.

We bid with pick 1 or 2 haha

If Carlton sack Voss will Simpson be care taker or permanent?

I think they’ll do whatever they can to try and hold off the sacking until mid year and hire a caretaker for $ purposes, then give Simpson the contract for next year that they likely prepared in the offseason

Hanson would be caretaker if Voss goes, they wouldn’t need to hire anyone

Fingers crossed they back him in :folded_hands:

theyve finished him

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give me the VOSS interview im HUNGRYYYYYYYY
FARKEM

When they reappointed him they specifically said it was into the 2026 season, and not for the 2026 season. Most people and journos either missed it or ignored it. They can sack him anytime without penalty

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Where is egg man?

If Voss gets sacked tonight, does that mean he gets re-appointed on Sunday?

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Simpson said he made it clear to his manager he couldn’t take a head coaching position at Carlton because he’s part of Voss’ team. I’m sure he could be persuaded otherwise for the right amount I guess.

Purely a matter of which day he takes over. Someone should run a book on when it will happen. Given it is Easter, Voss won’t rise again in 3 days time.

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I remember that distinction being made and what it meant. TBF a few journos did point it out at the time.

No, they’re just usually run by 60-year-old plus white dudes who have a massive hard on for ex players

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