Season 2026 - Melbourne

Melbourne

Coach – Steven King

2025 –

Points For – 10th
Points Against – 12th

Top 5 Best and Fairest

1 – Max Gawn
2 – Christian Petracca
3 – Kysaiah Pickett
4 – Jake Bowey
5 – Christian Salem

2025 Rising Star Noms

Harvey Langford (Rnd 3)
Xavier Lindsay (Rnd 7)

Ins – Oscar Berry, Max Heath, Changkuoth Jiath, Thomas Matthews, Brodie Mihocek, Riley Onley, Latrelle Pickett, Jack Steele, Kalani White, Xavier Taylor

Outs – Jack Billings, Kynan Brown. Tom Fullarton, Marty Hore, Judd McVee, Clayton Oliver, Christian Petracca, Oliver Sestan, Charlie Spargo, Will Verall, Taj Woewodin

My Prediction

Melbourne were one of the surprise packets of last season. In retrospect, their miserable year was probably always coming, the lunatics have been running that asylum for a while. 2026 has all the hallmarks of a reset and I am not sure a good one, they have taken a coach from Geelong after heavily courting Buckley. This has potential disaster written all over it.

The backline looks pretty similar to last season, they shopped May around but surprisingly few takers. Lever looks to have hit the injured phase of his career and they lack KP depth. They found one last year in Turner who was very handy. Bowey rediscovered some of his early career form. They lose McVee who had been very solid.

The midfield is really going to be interesting. No more throwing Petracca in the middle and the vague hope that Oliver will become a good player again is no longer teasing the fans. They found one in Windsor, Langdon will continue on the other wing with his very gradual decline that no one seems to have noticed. Bringing in Steele could be a masterstroke although him and Viney feel like the same player and I am not sure you carry two of them in modern football. Their midfield looks to have gone from a strength to a genuine concern.

The forward line has been broken even when they won their premiership. They have brought in Mihocek in a search for answers but I am not sure he is it. I understand why he took the deal he was offered but he is aging and wont be around next time this team is a contender. They will miss Petracca up forward and Van Rooyen looks like a player that looks like a player (without actually ever becoming a player). Pickett is a freak and they have brought in a stable mate to at least make them exciting to watch. The forward line remains as problematic as ever.

The ruck surely has to slow down at some stage. The way Gawn has stayed at the top of the game in a position when not many can is phenomenal. They have brought in Heath which is almost the exact opposite of Gawn in that he has never looked real flash or consistent. The coach seems an moneyball sort of selection. He will need time but looking at their recruits, I am not convinced that the Demons recognise the window has closed.

I don’t see the Demons as a challenger even for the play in this year. They have relied on too few for too much over the last couple of years and they are even thinner for talent this year. I am not sure they slide too much further although its possible. I think they finish in the 12-14 range.

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Far out this reads last place doesnt it?

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They are definitely in a sort of rebuild phase. They have some handy starting points, though: Pickett, Langford, Lindsay, Rivers, Bowey. Can build things around that.

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I liked their off season. And I like their recent drafting especially the 2024 draft.

That said, a new system and no Trac will make 2026 do difficult for them. Expecting a bottom 6 finish to commence the king era.

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They have lost two of their big 3 recent guns. On a positive note they have admitted their mistake with Jack Billings so that is a plus, although it is a minor one. The new Pickett kid will add a dimension of excitement, but they lack a KPF, and Mihocek ain’t it. They will be consigned to the bottom third of the ladder.

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Oliver wasn’t helping them any more. He did get better as the year went on but he isn’t ever going to be the player he was I suspect. So, they’d want Langford getting his midfield minutes. I really rate Harvey Langford after seeing him play a few times, he’s got a combination of toughness and class.

Petracca is a substantial loss in the immediate term, though.

Agree with the above about Clayton, his best is way behind him now.

No death ride this year so don’t really care anymore

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Almost as irrelevant as St Kilda.

Can’t wait for punch ons at fancy French restaurants and hopefully Goody will still be ripping up lines at the Sorrento Hotel with the boys

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Hate them.
Despise them.
Wish nothing but bad things for them.
Will be deathriding regardless.

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Wish we had their first round pick again. It’ll be a good one.

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While they hardly register a blip on GAF meter.

Feel like Steven King is their Rutten… was a good assistant coach at a great club under a great coach during a successful period. Without the best club & coach around him, he’ll release his inner *meh* on Melbourne.

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May misses training after cops call AFL 2026: Melbourne defender Steven May was absent from training days after Victoria Police call | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site for latest headlines

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lol that they still have to pay this bloke

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this guy

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Send Melksham around to sort him out, again

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May they emerge from the snow long enough to rot.

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