Season 2026 - North Melbourne

Yep. Would be toeing the party line.

Yeah…our captain said that last year…and then asked to be traded a month or so later.

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Much was said about certain people not wanting for apply the Essendon coach position, let’s see if North cop as much about the people that aren’t going through their process. No Longmire, no Simpson, no Graham, no Lade etc

Graham is in the process isn’t he?

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Still Larkey needn’t have been so emphatic

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I don’t think enough people care for it to be news worthy

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As a club they are cooked.

We should be picking over their carcass for any decent players.

North Melbourne’s biggest concern is affording new kit for their replacement coach.

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I think they sent staff down to Vinnes in Beaumaris to buy up Clarkson’s kit.

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Makes sense.

I hear they are only after coaches that can fit into an XS tshirt.

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Believe him and Jaymie Graham are a similar size.

“we’ll make it fit”

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Sure, if Clarkson was standing atop a stepladder.

Jaymie Graham was a key position player. He’s almost 2m tall.

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Head coach search has been narrowed down to three: Alastair Lynch, Justin Clarkson and Xander Xavier Smidgen.

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Bucks must really present poorly.

Buckley needs to follow the same advice people gave James Hird. Go be an assistant at a successful club - just like Nathan Buckley.. oh

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Lol

Not that it matters with him but I don’t think that’s a real account.

Haha this is a full on episode that Two Phones had. I don’t even remember hearing about this.