Secret shame

I dont drink beer. I struggle to get through a stubbie. I feel like crap… get me a 6 pack of cider and I can go through that in a night no worries

In the footy tipping at work (which I am leading btw), the last 2 weeks are the only 2 times I have tipped AGAINST Essendon  :(  But we have played good footy and won.

 

What do I do next week? 

I've tipped 8 the last two weeks now.

 

Missed Essendon both times :(

I've tipped 8 the last two weeks now.

 

Missed Essendon both times :(

 

Ah, that would explain you also being the only person not to notice Carlisle was BOG.

Does anyone else poke their gums?

Does anyone else poke their gums?

 

ewwww.....

Does anyone else poke their gums?

is that code for something

Does anyone else poke their gums?

 

Is that the same as bop your baloney?

had free GA standing tickets to lady gaga last night, took the signora along.....

 

and LOVED it

 

whatever. come at me

my my my my.

I really like chocolate wheatons.  Prefer them even to tim tams.  Will go through a whole pack in just a few minutes.  

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No shame there.

had free GA standing tickets to lady gaga last night, took the signora along.....
and LOVED it
whatever. come at me


There are no words.

I really like chocolate wheatons.  Prefer them even to tim tams.  Will go through a whole pack in just a few minutes.  

Chocolate Wheatons are the shiz.

I really like chocolate wheatons.  Prefer them even to tim tams.  Will go through a whole pack in just a few minutes.

Chocolate Wheatons are the shiz.
yep, no shame there.
And bring back the original wagon wheels!

had free GA standing tickets to lady gaga last night, took the signora along.....
 
and LOVED it
 
whatever. come at me

You only added the signora part to your post so we wouldn't call you a ■■■.
Didn't work
"PAGING DR ■■■■■■!!!
DR ■■■■■■"

 

had free GA standing tickets to lady gaga last night, took the signora along.....
 
and LOVED it
 
whatever. come at me

You only added the signora part to your post so we wouldn't call you a ***.
Didn't work
"PAGING DR ******!!!
DR ******"

 

He took the missus

Then on the way home got her a strap-on, and a nice short skirt & some lippie for himself

 

 

■■■■■

maybe should have kept this secret shame a secret

 

NEVER TELLING YOU GUYS ANYTHING AGAIN

I met Mick Malthouse when I was in Melbourne the other week, 8am Saturday morning while he was out walking with wife.

 

I was getting something out of our car.

 

NO, my secret shame is not meeting Mick Malthouse, my secret shame is that I really, really wanted to say 'FARK CARLTON' but chickened out and said, I don't follow Carlton, but I love you. Which is true, his disdain for the media is the same as mine.

 

His smile was awesome and he was charming, so was his wife. He looks much younger than he does on telly too.  

He's probably happy to not have stevo asking him question-os.