Something seriously wrong with the club (Part 2, March 2022)

They were so bad that … after an awful 2020 season under Worsfold they managed to lead the club to rebound and scrape into the finals with one of the youngest best 22s we’ve ever fielded, despite being widely tipped for the spoon and losing a couple of extremely highly-rated players in the 2019 offseason?

Something CHANGED between 2021 and 2020. We’re right now all of a sudden laying 20 less tackles a game and a bunch of our players who showed they are capable of playing good footy last year - Hind, Ridley, and Draper especially - are stinking the joint up. You can certainly hold the view that Rutten and Heppell aren’t the right people for the job, but it’s hard to argue that they are solely the reason for the form drop between then and now.

Putting a target on the heads of some blokes might make you feel all strong and decisive, but while it’s certainly possible that those two are part of the problem, they very clearly aren’t the whole of the story.

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club is cooked

corpse FC

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Who else hates this club more than it likes it?

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2021 had clarity after the shitstorm of the coaching changeover “plan” of 2020.

It’s not hard to imagine that that was a far more positive environment than the confusion of the Rutten/Worsfold mess in 2020.

But that’s not really a basis for long term success and development, it’s (yet another) reaction.

I have made too many friends along my supporters journey which I am thankful for to hate it. But I am certainly not liking what I’m seeing atm on field.

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Nah, I thought Rutten was wrong from the outset, and Heppell was never captaincy material for mine. And no, I don’t think they are solely to blame. So you’re inventing your own excuses to deflect from Rutten and Heppell. But if you’d like others to target as the source of the problems, start with the Board.

addendum: And unlike other pundits, I expect the team to play finals every year. I certainly didn’t tip them for the spoon last year, and any leader at the Club running with ‘overachieved’ in 2021 and using that as an excuse for doing poorly this year ought to be run out of the Club for setting a dismal standard accepting mediocrity.

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I’ve got an Essendon tattoo so I’m stuck with them and you guys.

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Any ideas how to quickly fix planter fasciitis?

You know what will solve all of the above? Ban laughter.

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Not a bad result

In my Essendon mates Messenger group this is pretty much all of us. It also acts as a way of insulating yourself from oppo fans because there is nothing that they can say that we haven’t said before.

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Dancing and rock music should be banned too. I’ve heard of it being done affectively in some small American town near Oklahoma.

I think they made a documentary about it

Don’t believe the spin. We’re rotten to the core unfortunately.

We’ve managed to turn a once great club, that was the envy of the competition, into a phony, inauthentic, directionless rabble.

We wouldn’t know what success was if it slapped us in the face.

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Reeelllaaaaxxxx

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They’re all confused, second guessing where they need to be, and confidence is shitfucked.

Some emo Jy for y’all

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He may smile on the outside but it’s all show…

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Then you’re a fool.

There are 18 clubs vying for 8 finals positions, 10 clubs are always going to miss out. Building a list that can compete in and win finals is not something that can be done overnight, and there’s no magic formula to doing so, and anyone who says otherwise is selling you something that it’d be a really bad move to buy.

We are right now rebuilding after a dreadful period from 2013-2019, in which we a) lost two years worth of high draft picks, in drafts which yielded the likes of Bontempelli, Brayshaw, Salem, Macrae and Cripps, then b) gambled on selling another three years worth of high draft picks for readymade players to compete while our topclass defence of Hurley/Hooker and our top forward line of Daniher/Fantasia/Tippa was in their prime, only to c) lose all those strengths to repeated major injury, age, and poor management between 2018 and 2020. Given all that, last year was heavily above realistic expectations. This year has been significantly below realistic expectations, and I want to know why.

I have high expectations for effort, discipline, cohesion, and committment on and off the field, and these expectations are not being met right now. But these are things that the club, the coaching staff, and the players can control in the short term, and i understand that even if sometimes a club in a list situation like ours with a week to week 22 as young and hole-filled as ours, is going to get overpowered by top teams. I DON’T have high expectations from a simple results point of view right now. Partly cos that’s not the list position we’re in right now, and partly because if you take care of the effort, discipline, coherence, and committment, the results will start to take care of themselves.

Simply popping online and preaching how you have high standards and don’t tolerate mediocrity and finals every year must happen is pissweak and deluded. Exactly what does ‘not accepting mediocrity’ even mean, in actual, concrete terms? You reckon Rutten should just show up to training this week and say “hey boys, bit of a change today, can you open your copy of the gameplan to page 22 and cross out the line where it says ‘accept mediocrity’ ok?” I assume you’d want to sack Rutten and retire Heppell for starters, and probably drop a bunch of the blokes who played this week. So who do you play instead?
And then when you delist 15 blokes at season end and we go into 2023 with 5 debutants in round 1 and a dozen blokes on the list from the ■■■■-end of the 7th round of the draft, and we lose by 100 points week on week and blokes like Merrett start saying ‘I’m not going through another poorly planned rebuild, I’m out of here’ then what do you do? Are you going to delist ANOTHER 15 blokes? Cos after all, you’re the guy who expects to play finals every year and doesn’t accept mediocrity, right?

Anyone serious has to actually understand the nuts and bolts of what’s going wrong, then work out a long-term plan to fix it, and have the wisdom and understanding that the plan will take a while to show consistent fruit. Shouting about toughness and mouthguard-in sessions and hufflepuffing about ‘accepting mediocrity’ is easy mode, and it’s basically step 1 on the Carlton train of leaping frantically on saviour after saviour and going nowhere. Real solutions are hard, and take time and patience. But if you’ve got any real solutions to suggest and want to put your money where your mouth is, I’d encourage you to run for the board at the end of the year.

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I hate the look of the players smiling after a loss as much as anyone…

But in context: the players, even after a loss, are on the ground for a good 5-6 minutes after the final siren.

We’ve seen about 6 seconds of footage. Infuriating? Absolutely. But it is literally the smallest of snapshots into a fairly lengthy amount of time. The footage we have seen fits the narrative of supporter unrest this week so that’s why we are seeing it.

Also the Fox coverage on Sunday cut directly to their terrible post-match show/s and we never see the players walking off the ground, (unbiased) post-match reaction from the rooms that doesn’t revolve around the usual babble interview from Heppell etc …

It doesn’t paint the best picture.

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This is absolutely quality

Poor Jye… his sad face makes me want to accept mediocrity

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