Speculation on the team to pile on the Cats - 2020 round 16

[Bomb_Doe]

@astro_bomber

Where’s the team?

Hopefully not at the kebab shop.

[courtneyjohns]

I see this as a real danger game.

I just hope we don’t take them too lightly.

[Heffsgirl]

This isn’t a Geelong footy site.

[JBOMBER]

@domaura

Currently we don’t have any forwards that can kick goals so I have come up with a new game plan. Every player except for Tippa remains in the back 50 metre arch for the entire game to defend any score. We keep Tippa in the forward 50.
At the very least we will force a draw and if we are fortunate enough to get the ball to Tippa we can even win.

Thats the closest visualisation to our actual gameplan I’ve seen.

[CyberBomber]

Get it right. Strippers first, kebabs later.

[Boris_Bomber]

Not that I think what the Richmond guys did was a good idea given the current climate. But jeez can you get a better night than strippers, booze and kebabs? I mean that’s all I did in my 20’s and 30’s

[Stallion]

Where is the 22 to sh-t the bed tomorrow.

[Rom]

Let them get a 6 goal buffer and hope that they go to sleep, then steam roll them on the way home with all the momentum.

[theDJR]

@domaura

Currently we don’t have any forwards that can kick goals so I have come up with a new game plan. Every player except for Tippa remains in the back 50 metre arch for the entire game to defend any score. We keep Tippa in the forward 50.
At the very least we will force a draw and if we are fortunate enough to get the ball to Tippa we can even win.

Which team gets the free kick at the bounce?

(Is a joke: umps don’t know the rule/bother to count, as evidenced by the critical free last year vs Richmond when we had 17 on the field.)

[Heffsgirl]

Aren’t they more bunched up on one side? Especially a kick out.

[CyberBomber]

@Boris_Bomber

can you get a better night than strippers, booze and kebabs?

Yeah, I reckon you can, but lots of blokes might beg to differ

[Bessie]

Just looked at the last training pics…not too hopeful, many players without heads…the rest with bizarre looking haircut heads…with the exception of Mr Hooker and BZerk. So not too confident on the Headless ones lowering eyes before kicking forward.

[JBOMBER]

@Heffsgirl

Aren’t they more bunched up on one side? Especially a kick out.

Once we know where their ruckman & at least 2 of their best mids are waiting then we go towards that side.

80% of the time it works never!

[Heffsgirl]

My favourite tactic is the total surprise kicking out. Where will it go? How could the opposition guess?

[loyalandproud]

If Tippa kicks a point our defensive efforts won’t need to change. Plenty of open space and unmarked men for them to kick to.

[Bomb_Doe]

I wish we manned up that well.

[handypoint]

So er… Sat night…

Wheres the team?

[GuzzLG]

Townsend and Redman for Daniher and McGrath

[Lefty]

just fold us