I joined blitz. And had to create 20 characters to explain it.
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On the plus side, your ten year sentence is almost done.
So it is.
Do I get a gold pen
Do you have your pen license?
Just relinquished the HB 3 (graphite).
Also blitz forgot my birthday so can someone roll everything into one.
Re the thread title…I may come to regret opening this thread
I thought there’d be an avalanche.
A stupid one.
When I was a kid I jumped off our garage roof with a large beach umbrella to see whether I could be like Mary Poppins. I wasn’t and fractured my ankle. Lesson learned you cannot fly using an umbrella.
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What’s the bet people are in here after we lose to Carlton to be 3-8 saying “I started following Essendon”
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Well they say confession is good for the soul.
When I was much younger I used to go skiing a few times each year to Buller or Hotham. This one time I was going with some work friends on a trip organised though my work’s social club. It included accommodation for the weekend and a coach to take us all there and back.
I struggled in to work on Friday morning with my skis, boots, all my ski gear and clothes in a couple of bags. Set them all down behind my desk ready to head off that evening.
Except I was a week too early!
Rather than lug everything back home I left it all behind my desk. My stupidity was soon broadcast throughout the office.
For the entire week, whenever anyone walked by my desk, they would make a swoosh-swoosh noise of skis on snow.
Funny bastards!
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I once tried to demonstrate how you could catch a frisbee without using your hands. My idea was to catch it between your elbows. End result was I smashed my funny bone into my funny bone, taking out both arms. A terrible blend of intense pain and self disappointment.
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I’d like to think of myself as pretty open, but none of my top ten are going in here.
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Was thinking the same thing.
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Saw the thread title
Thought of a post
Opened thread to reply
…beaten to it
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You can absolutely fly with an umbrella.
It’s the duration of the flight that people misjudge.
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You just needed a bigger umbrella
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Not with that attitude you can’t.
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Knife in the toaster - was curious to see if it was as bad as everybody thinks.
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Do a flip!
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