Tell Us Something We Don’t Know

Diggers · February 28, 2020, 2:11am

This is the place to reveal something about yourself that most on here wouldn’t know. It can be anything. I’ll go first:

As a teenager, I once provided security for Flapper The Elephant.

SMJ · February 28, 2020, 2:12am

Mrs Diggers and myself have had sexual relations

Diggers · February 28, 2020, 2:17am

I can see you right now.

Preliminary_Point2 · February 28, 2020, 2:24am

SMJ is diggers Dad, this got weird really quick.

Bacchusfox · February 28, 2020, 2:25am

Now I get why you are a Swan supporter; you like things that are stuffed.

BLOODSTAINED_DEVILS · February 28, 2020, 2:27am

SMJ · February 28, 2020, 2:29am

That’s Old Lady Diggers (mother) not Mrs Diggers (wife).

And i porked her too, but that’s beside the point

wimmera1 · February 28, 2020, 2:40am

May have mentioned this, but I won a mechanical bull riding contest in front of between 10-20k people.

Diggers · February 28, 2020, 2:54am

That’s Flapper!

Diggers · February 28, 2020, 2:54am

Sorry, say that again?

wimmera1 · February 28, 2020, 2:56am

I have, of course, left out the parts I don’t need, but that statement is factually correct in every way.

TwoDogs · February 28, 2020, 2:59am

I got hit by lightning (with 20 other blokes) at footy training.

Diggers · February 28, 2020, 3:04am

Alright. That is unreal.

wimmera1 · February 28, 2020, 3:05am

It was actually way less impressive and simultaneously way better than that.

Klawdy · February 28, 2020, 3:11am

Well if it’s boasting time I won a dance contest at a Parisian cabaret.

Hesonlygotaleftfoot · February 28, 2020, 3:14am

I was on the back page of Sydneys Daily Mirror saying i was going to be the next Jeff Thomson complete with picture of me!

Diggers · February 28, 2020, 3:15am

Love it. More information required.

wimmera1 · February 28, 2020, 3:15am

That’s amazing.

Hesonlygotaleftfoot · February 28, 2020, 3:18am

thanks well when i was 10 i made scores of 54 not 110 not and 105 and took 6/23 and 7/11 both with a hat trick in the first few weeks of rep season.

I still have the paper cutting from the actual daily paper as well as the balls from both hat tricks!

Diggers · February 28, 2020, 3:22am

That’s amazing. Co-incidentally, a mate claims to have been hit by lightning at footy training but isn’t completely sure as he was unconscious for about 20 minutes afterwards. There was an electrical storm passing overhead at the time and he recalls going up for a routine mark then seeing a brilliant flash before waking up later surrounded by everyone. A few others claimed to have also seen a flash of light but no one saw what happened to him as it was a full ground drill and he was out on a boundary more or less on his own. The were no burn or singe marks and he fully recovered but he felt weird for several days afterwards.