Did you hear about the Mexican who while on holidays in the US went to a baseball game. He was amazed by how polite everyone was, before the game started everyone stood up and asked “Jose, can you see?”
Two snowmen were standing in a field and the one said to the other “can you smell carrots?”
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What did one Coffin say to the other Coffin?
Is that you coughin?
Love it.
Did you hear about the guy who worked in the prison library?
His job had both prose and cons!
That’s fantastically bad
An English professor had been sent to jail and had attracted the romantic attention of the prison governor’s wife.
She told him that if he satisfied her, she would have a word with the parole board and he’d get out of jail.
He refused on the grounds that he didn’t like ending a sentence with a proposition.
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You’d need very good eye sight.