Q) What do Collingwood supporters use for protection during sex?
A) A bus shelter
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Q) Three people are in a car, two of them are Collingwood supporters. Who is driving?
A) The policeman
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‘No, you idiot! You’re James Hird!’
Q) What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A) The defendant
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Why did Collingwood cancel the nativity scene at the members Christmas party?
They couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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Laughed out loud then.
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In a Pies household.
Child: “Mum, before I was born, did you want a boy or a girl?”
Mother: “I just wanted to pick up a fork that fell on the kitchen floor.”
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What do you call a 35 year old women wearing a Collingwood guernsey?
Nanna
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Why did the Collingwood support get excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
Because the box said from 2-4 years
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Where did the Eagles hold their past players XMAS function.
Jail.
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What’s the difference between a cactus and the Lexus Center?
A cactus has its prix on the outside
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Saw a joke in Facebook memories from just after the 2010 drawn grand final:
Collingwood, they can’t read or write, but they can certainly draw…
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In a similar vein…
Q: What do Collingwood supporters use for birth control?
A: Their personalities
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Q. What’s the difference between a Collingwood supporter and a diIdo?
A. The Collingwood supporter is a real dikc
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Q. What did the Collingwood supporter get on his IQ test?
A. Saliva
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Q: how do you know a Collingwood supporter invented the toothbrush?
A. Because otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.
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An Essendon fan, a Collingwood fan, and a ■■■■ carlton fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Collingwood fan insists he’s the most loyal. “This is for Collingwood!” he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Essendon fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, “This is for Essendon!” and pushes the ■■■■ Carlton fan off the mountain.
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You are given a shotgun with two bullets, then put in a room with a Lion, Bear and Collingwood Supporter. What do you do?
Shoot the Collingwood Supporter…TWICE!
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Well this went dark fast