Youâde be just fine jumping off the bridge Ewok. Sharks are repelled by Ewok meat. Just donât go swimming at night in canals. (Between all the media beat-ups about flotillas of rabid bull sharks, uncontrollable Yoof crime, the epidemic of one-punch attacks, a flood of drink-spiking date rape, hordes of moped hoons, the Southport zombie plague and the local thieves guild of high-rise spiderman burglars I wonder how anybody survives around here.)
I used to live in Byron.
When you live in Byron you learn to avoid tourists, downtown and the traffic. Walking towards The Pass in the evening, seeing whales 100 metres offshore alongside the surfers, walking up to the lighthouse. Byron still has some magic but itâs getting more difficult to find amongst the crowds.
If you are miserable in Melbourne slip on your virtual boardies and thongs and take this tonic of a relaxing walk around Broadbeach on the Glorious GC with a sunny 4K Ambient walk!
have lived on currumbin beach, varsity lakes, ashmore and about to move to upper coomeraâŚso keep heading north.
I have kids in brisbane and sunshine coast so moving north makes sense.
10 years ago I moved from a byron paradise to live on a main road in a tiny apartment in china. I adjusted within a week and loved the experience. I realised that it doesnât matter where you live, itâs more about work, family and lifestyle, and creating a space for that to be good.
Beautiful Burleigh on the Glorious GC. Where in Summer the Hipster density (measured on the Hipsterscale of Hipsters per m²) becomes the highest in the world, surpassing even inner Melbourne.
Compared to the frigid southern climes, on the Glorious GC there is such a prevalence of bikini clad women every day of the year at all hours that it is just a part of the natural environment. Far from being titillating, it is so much a part of the esprit du lieu that we locals hardly bat an eyelid, maybe sometimes suppress a contented yawn.